Me at the gym...
- Men: *admiring themselves in the mirrors as they lift weights*
- Other girls: *looking pretty and hardly sweating as they saunt around the gym in their sports bras and shorts with toned legs and flat stomachs*
- Me: *sweating like a pig, shorts riding up my ass as I run on a treadmill looking like an uncoordinated whale with my fat flopping about and my hair falling in my face*
- Oh how i love the gym.
