Me at the gym...
*admiring themselves in the mirrors as they lift weights*
*looking pretty and hardly sweating as they saunt around the gym in their sports bras and shorts with toned legs and flat stomachs*
*sweating like a pig, shorts riding up my ass as I run on a treadmill looking like an uncoordinated whale with my fat flopping about and my hair falling in my face*
Oh how i love the gym.